Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
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HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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