i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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