Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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