Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
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Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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