he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
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