I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
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It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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