it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
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I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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