He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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