whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Sacagawea was the original milf.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
There r osticjed everywhere
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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