She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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