You're my little dorito
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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