I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
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For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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