i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
