Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
If its not for food we ain't going out.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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