the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
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