yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
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Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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