You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize