he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
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I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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