You really coming over, don't trick.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
