If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
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Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
NoShamevember. You game?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Randomize