you guys were way drunker than both of me
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
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I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
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Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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