is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!