his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
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