Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
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I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
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I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run