you would pick up someone in the library
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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