So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
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Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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