Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
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So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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