so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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