i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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