I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
...so i touched it.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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