haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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