Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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