I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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