If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
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Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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