Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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