Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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