You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
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okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
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