Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
he thought i was a dude.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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