If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
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is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
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I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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