Porn is love you can see.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
NoShamevember. You game?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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