so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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