im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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