matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Randomize
