Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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