Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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