u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
