i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
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HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize