yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
FUCK WHALES
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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