I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
29 Petty People Reveal The Shallow Reasons They Turned Someone Down
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.