Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?

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(716): View more from New York

Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!

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(443): View more from Maryland

She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart

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(502): View more from Kentucky

We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Except there is my pee all over the walls now

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(520): View more from Arizona

She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.

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(516): View more from New York

ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well

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