stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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