I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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