sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
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I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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