Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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