i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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