And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
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