Soap is not a condiment
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
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I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
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I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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