when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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