i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
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Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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